Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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