If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
