He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I forget how to act sober
I'm really busy with my period
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