I hate all girls vehemently.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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