If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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