I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Are we still banned from the library?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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