You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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