we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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