one might say we're banned from that church
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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