If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
