I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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