4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
This house was built for laser tag.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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