this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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