i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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