He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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