question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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