just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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