Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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