I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
