She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We left an ass print on the piano.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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