you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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