Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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