butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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