If i come over, it means nothing
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
