So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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