Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
