Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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