Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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