we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
