so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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