Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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