Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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