I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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