1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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