I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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