i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i now understand why vodka
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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