about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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