Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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