there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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