i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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