Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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