One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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