i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I need moral support for this bender
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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