It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im holly from the hills drunk
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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