She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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