All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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