I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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