Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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