at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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