I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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