Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i think i just lost a toe
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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