I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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