No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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