I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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