We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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